Life Blogger
For the past few weeks I’ve had a thought on my mind about whether I was using my time properly or not. I had split “fun” and “work” into two groups, and prioritized the latter by a long shot. Despite what my parents say about it being better for me to enjoy my younger years, I disagreed; if possible, I would’ve removed every “meaningless but fun” moment from my life (and any enjoyable moment in general) if I could replace it with me actually doing something, no matter how small, to paving the way of both my success, and possibly Venture’s. What I keep failing to realize is how much time I have left. And even now, I am unable to code on anything— even Scratch (left my laptop at home, in Canada RN). With that in mind, I have decided to do s…
Venture: A Halloween Teaser
Something sweet is coming to Venture... there’ll be plenty of Twix, and plenty of treats... something tasty to make you Snicker.
Venture Skin Pack 5
First of all, this is literally my first blog post in a year. Second of all, here are our skins!
- Boxer with gloves and sparring helmet.
- Neanderthal Gal with morningstar.
- Gumshoe with magnifying glass.
- Egyptian Leader with serpent.
- Terrible Dwarf with helmet, shield, and weapon.
- Fitness Instructor with stereo.
- Mobster with gun and bodybag.
- Gladiator with murmillo helmet, longsword, and shield.
- Valedictorian with diploma and pegnoir.
- Lizard Guy with dino mask and tail.
- Mountain Ma with ax.
- Icy Fisherman with fishing pole and fish.
- Royal Security with hunting rifle.
- Amusement Attendant with banica.
- Snowboarder Man with snowboard.
- Trainer with chimpanzee and plantain.
My 15th Birthday
Tommorow is my fifteenth birthday, and we are gonna celebrate that on this wiki! I wish I could give you guys some treats, but I unfortunately do not know where you are! To celebrate my birthday, we are gonna do all sorts of stuff related to Venture and Jonah Universe. Let's get into this!
Trigger in Washington
- 1 August 3
- 2 August 4
- 3 August 5
- 4 August 6
- 5 August 7
- 6 August 8
- 7 August 9
6:00 - 7:00 PM: All sorts of stuff happened today. First, at 11, I got impaled in the eye by a pencil and had to get it removed with surgery. Next, we waited at the aerodrome for our plane, and I played Pokemon Go. Our flight took three hours, and we landed somewhere. We went on an hour long train ride to Seattle, I got a bratwurst with relish and catsup. We finally made it to our hostel, and man I am sleepy. Worst of all, we are supposedly staying up all night today to look at this moronic city, and by the time we have dinner, it will STILL be too late for me to have dessert.
8:00 - 9:00 PM: All sorts of stuff the past two hours. We got Thai food, I had some coconut milk that h…
Basically What is Going on August 1-3
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM
I made some Venture creatures in LEGO form. God, it feels so good to just get the pieces I am looking for (or the closest to those pieces), and just put everything together and make the colors as close as I can. So far I have made two Hei, a nest with three eggs, and an Ewe. My dad saw these and said they were adorable. And yes, they are! Anyhow, I am in my room, typing this all up with the fan on. I do not know what to do right now. I have a lot of Terraria toys and the actual video game on my PC (which I am typing all this on), my mom's iPad, and my PlayStation 3, maybe I should play some Terraria? Well, I already played it today early in the morning, like yesterday, and the day before that, and every single day since I …
Basically What is Going on July 22 2016
10:00 - 11:00
My stupid mom is blaming me for being on the potty seat because she is an analphabet. Also, she went ape ship when Skittleflake (if your reading this) commented on my video and it went to her email. Listen her, Skittleflake, my mother is a lunatic. Also, she is forcing the whole family to go to Moron Ville. Anyways, about fifteen minutes ago I wanted to go to Comic Con but mom did not let me because it costed too much. Also, my male parts were itching, and mom threatend to chop them off if I touched them one for time. In order to escape from the wrath of this violent pyscho, I am in my room typing all this, and describing how much of a nutty creep she is. Also, when I told her I did not want to go to Idiot State, she tried to …
More Fruit Deity Ideas
Here are a few I came up with, but we may or may not use all or any of these. I mean, what would be so special of being a fruit deity if there were THIS many others! Anyhow, my ideas are:
Pumpkin: I guess we could do this one, but only around Halloween for it to make sense! The pumpkin would look like the Headless Horseman's head, and would riot against pumpkin pie and stews with pumpkin in them, but would actually approve Jack O Lanterns because he is one!
Achee
Apples: There would be two apple deities: an Earth apple one, and a Venture apple one. The Venture Apple one is really calm, no rioting, while the Earth one wants to abolish filling apple pie with apple corpses and crushing living apples to make cider.
Plantain
Aguay: Does not like ha…
Trigger Happy the Camper: Blog Post One
I was plannin on doin a vlog, but I decided to dis instead.
Well, today is my second day of camping. If you were wondering why I was so inactive yesterday was because I was camping, and there was no wifi, so I had to rely on dad's hotspot. For breakfast (which was one or two hours ago), we had some atramuz and a small slice of napolean. My brother and mom went on a walk after, and I had to use the loo, so I went to the lavatory, and ran out of our camper to my bro and mum. I dunno if they were surprised I was coming on their walk over the beach, our if they knew I had to use the bathroom. Well, we decided to go home, and I started writing this blog on my parents' computer. I also brushed my teeth. Man, I wish I could have the mulberry Pran…
Trigger's Fourth of July
5:00 - 6:00 Well, I had a bratwurst. It was really good, and had some catchup and mustard on it. I wanted to have some Doritos, but mom got all up in my @$$ about not eating fruit, so I was forced to. I had strawberries, grapes, and mulberries. Okay, it was good, but I was in the mood for extremely MLG Doritos. My mother got me some dairy and more grapes, and apparently must have saw this, because I got a Dorito. Man, I love my mother. And Doritos. Doritos remind me of Bill Cipher. I also lit a sparkler, but I was really terrified and dropped it on the carpet. Well, the carpet was not burnt, my parents hated that, and I got scolded. What should they expect, there was calx and ember all over the ground. Now I know what Robert feels like whe…
Venture Update
Venture is no longer just a good idea: it is becoming a big good idea between the two of us. I have decided to start a Venture village. The village will be built tommorow. Until then, plan on what you will do for the Venture village!
Sorry About What I did to Transcripts
I only wrote them like that because the other wikis write them like that, for example,this . There was not much detail, and there were bullet points. Again, I only wrote them like that because other wikis do.
Trigger Happy the Gremlin (talk) 15:04, June 27, 2016 (UTC)
Transcripts
So, you see that transcripts are now a thing. For dialouge, please use quotation marks, and actual puntcuation. ie: "What the-", said Robert. Please use descriptive words in action scenes. Pretend the transcript is a book, so write it that way. For headings, ie: Pre-Intro write what would happen before intro. After that, it's Intro, Part 1, etc. Another rule is not to use bullets, ie:
- Sam: OH MY GOD
So, please follow these rules.
"WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC" 14:49, June 27, 2016 (UTC)